Tuesday, February 24, 2009

A giggle -- The Yearly Exam

Someone sent this to me and I relate!

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.

3 comments:

Doc Manette said...

giggle giggle giggle!

I'm laughing about the height because I'm 5'4 (I was actually 5'3 3/4") on my Drivers license but I have shrunk a wee bit.

LG said...

It is funny! And I've lost an inch and gained too much. You're a hoot!

Bea said...

My doc put me on Estrogen. I am no taller...