Someone sent this to me and I relate!
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.
slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
3 comments:
giggle giggle giggle!
I'm laughing about the height because I'm 5'4 (I was actually 5'3 3/4") on my Drivers license but I have shrunk a wee bit.
It is funny! And I've lost an inch and gained too much. You're a hoot!
My doc put me on Estrogen. I am no taller...
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